Sunday 8 January 2012

Catching Up

Happy 2012, non-readers!

It's once again been far too long since my last post, so I thought I'd better do something about that and post some new anger.

My most recent source of annoyance has been various physical pain. Last time I posted, I was having some trouble with my wisdom teeth. Hopefully that won't be happening again in a hurry! Then I developed heatstroke/dehydration over New Year, and pretty much wasn't able to leave my room for a week. Also not fun. Now, I'm wondering why I ever got my nose pierced. Whenever I take the stud out, I can't get one back in, and the whole thing is just incredibly painful. Yesterday, I was drying my face, and the stud snagged on the towel and ripped out. Now I have to try and get it back in, which is effectively doing the piercing over again. Ah, the joys of body modification!

The other aggravation in my life happened about two weeks ago now. Over Christmas, some wonderful person jumped over my back fence in the middle of the night (while everyone was home, mind you) and stole all of my favourite items of clothing. Only my stuff, and all of it had been purchased in the past eight weeks. Not only was it new, but due to recent weight loss, it was the only clothing that fit me. We didn't realise what had happened until New Year's, which left me no time to buy clothes that were actually my size to party in. Parties just aren't as much fun when your main focus is holding your pants up. Here's my tip of the day: don't go on a shopping spree in a heatwave when having to walk and use public transport. The weight of the items quickly becoms unbearable, and you have no choice but to continue carting it with you. In my case, it wasn't until the next afternoon that I could throw the bags on the floor and breathe a sigh of relief that I could move my shoulder again. So to the person who stole my shorts, jeans, various items of underwear and my new Ravenclaw shirt, thank you. You made my year. I love you. Bastard.

Aside from that, I still don't have a job. If anyone is reading this and would like to offer me one, feel free!

I'll have to post photos at some stage, of Christmas and all those things. We got stuck in an epic hailstorm, which was fun. We got a white Christmas for once! Not to mention New Year-I think I got a photo of a vodka bottle with a sparkler in it in the middle of the street, and that was about it. My life is riveting.

Before I complete this post, I shall, as usual, take this opportunity to rant about how much I despise children. Or, as I'm slowly coming to discover, not the children, but the people who raise them. Parents are the ones lacking basic human courtesy and respect, and they're passing this laziness and disregard onto their offspring. It's not so much children kicking me in the back as I sit on a train that pisses me off, but the parents who stare out the window and do nothing to teach their children how to behave in public so as not to disrupt others. Think I'd better leave my viewpoint at that for tonight, otherwise I'll be yapping about my dislike of children for however long. I'd kind of like to have some form of a life!

Happy new year, everyone, and I swear I'll post more often!

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